The Ads.

After have 100 views I thought I should get greedy and start running some ads on my blog. With the small and singular  hope, that after a year of doing so I could earn enough money to buy a six pack for myself.

However, I am starting to regret the move after seeing this.

And this ad sense:

How Jesus REALLY saves

Jesus saves, but not by "washing away sins" or "appeasing the Father

www.NewChurch.org

I can only say wow.

First of all. Lets sign a petition to end a necessary medical procedure because some people view getting pregnant as a tax on having sex outside of marriage. Never mind the life saving medical procedure. Lets sign a  petition and  run it underground so only the rich can afford a clean doctor. It is coat-hangers and the stairs for the rest of you sex havers women!

Right....

As for the other ad. 

While cults are fun.This guy just seems a little to self hating for me to give 10% of income over too.

Pastor: Rev. Eric Buss 

As can be seen that is Pastor but not just Pastor that is Pastor Reverend (to you mofos) Eric Buss. A trusted honkey. With the key to everlasting life and easy teeth whiting. Yes they will teach your children bullshit at reasonable rates! As they say "The Old Testament, New Testament, and Heavenly Doctrines are the Word of God and form the foundation for all that we do." Hey we can all own slaves and hate women with Old Testament values! Don't forget that it was started by some dude that thought tripping balls was a sign of God!     

This is a joke so don't take to hard and be sure to click on all the ads. I want to drink for free one night soon.